A Random Hairy Thought

The common questions I'm bombarded with everytime I meet a make-up artist (MA) on any occasion:  

MA(referring to my bushy eyebrows) : Why don't you go for threading? 

MA(Holding herself from getting her hands on my eyebrows) : I can't stand your bushy eyebrows. You should do something about it. 

MA : Hairy legs. Why don't you wax it?

And my answer is always 'Never done anything. Not planning to anyway.' And I get that cringe face in return.

Considering the effort to shave or wax off my bodily and facial hair is a waste of time that I'd rather read or even stare at the four walls. Besides, this shit needs maintenance from time to time, which I just couldn't give two fucks for, moreover spend money on it. Please! =/ 

I actually look up to those who waste their time and money in hair removal. To bear the pain of it. Fuh! =P 

And I Know I'm Not Alone!