Sunday, May 08, 2016

Embracing Motherhood

Happy Mother's Day!! Yeay!*clap*clap*clap* Okay, moving on...

Dear mothers,

a) Nobody gives a fuck about your child's potty training routines. Keep that shit to yourself.

b) Unless you need to raise fund for your child, there is definitely no fucking reason to announce to the world that your child is sick. Get the child to the nearest paediatrician or some shit before it dies.

c) It is unnecessary to shove the camera to the child's face all the time in the name of 'every moment is precious'

d) Also absolutely unnecessary to post repeats of pictures that does not show ANY significant difference. Like what are you trying to prove???

Of course, it is your wish to post shit on social media. But when you overdo it, it turns out to be an eyesore. Seriously. Yes, I've unfollowed you and your potty training routines. I can't just sit and watch you ruin the child's life.

For those embracing motherhood in style, thank you for not being lame. I wouldn't worry about the child's future for you are a very civilised person. Yeay to Mommies like you!

This Is How It Feels Like. Every Fucking Time