Monday, January 17, 2011

Prove Me Wrong


*This is my personal point of view based on the types of male I've known and observed* *If at all you're offended, I couldn't care less*



Male Chauvinist Pigs
Males are chauvinist by nature. Being masculine, they think they're better off from the females. Of course, to certain extend they are. But that doesn't give them any rights to be a freaking chauvinist, be bossy and exploit the females.

Playboys
Males are nature born players. It's in their genes.

Sweet Talkers
They sweet talk just to get what ever it is that they want from the female. I'm not denying the fact that the females feel flattered by the sweet talks. Ridiculously, they do fall for those lies. Males have the natural ability to sweet talk the females and sweep them off their feet. And they can come up with pretty good lines too. To the females. when the man sweet talks, he's planning BIG. It's for you to find out. Most of the time, they don't even mean what they've said. Heck, they wouldn't even remember if you bring it up in your next conversation.

"I'm the MAN. I'll pay the bill" type
Males tend to think that when they are out on a date, they are supposed to pay for all the expenses. Cut the crap on "Control macho" and "Male Ego". There's so much more than that. They bother so much on what others would think about them making the females pay. Just because you're out on a date, doesn't mean that you have to have all the expenses covered. Females are not free-loaders.

"Tit for Tat" type
Cheap mentality of the males. I've experienced this personally with most of the males I know. It amazes me how they apply this to various kinds of situation. A simple situation: The female spent about $10 for the male and he insist on spending approximately the same amount for the female, just to return the favor. Amazingly, the male actually said it out that it was just to return the favor of the female spending on him. WTF!!

Advantage seeker/Revengeful
Males always takes advantage of a situation and fires them right back at the females for what ever they have been offended of. When they get dumped, they hold a grudge towards the female and makes it an excuse to ill-treat the next one. They stereotype all the other females as well. They take revenge on the female just by telling off to others about the intimate details they have shared, making the female look cheap.

Unhygienic
I rarely see males with clean, short finger nails. Having long nails is not the problem. But not having clean ones is. Gosh! How do you males eat with those hand?? *Gross*

Many males that I've known don't bother to take care of their own selves. Their skin would be as dry as the Sahara Desert and they will still be reluctant to apply any form of lotion or moisturizer. They bother so much about what others would say about them being feminine. So much for their male ego, their skin gets flaky as the crocodile's skin. Geeez!! Applying self-care products doesn't make you less masculine at all. In fact, it shows that you take good care of yourself and in fact, it brings out more confidence in you.

Clearing throat to the point the whole neighbourhood could hear you! Clear it for yourself. You don't have to announce to the whole neighbourhood!! And please, stop spitting around. Your sputum or phlegm is very contagious. You're probably spreading TB all around. So, STOP !!!

Please, stop digging your nose in public, especially when you drive!! Damn it!!

Clingy type
The males get so clingy and attached to the girlfriend that they forget and ditch their other friends. They tend to set their priority for the relationship ALL THE TIME. Well, that's not the way to do it. Set your priorities RIGHT! In that way, when you get dumped, you will still have your friends around to help you out. Otherwise, you would end up being a lost puppy and eventually you'll turn to alcohol or nicotine addiction. It always turns out that way.

Fuck around but wants/has a steady girlfriend
How naive of the female *sigh* I haven't been enlightened on the logic behind this. It's probably lust and lack of self control. It's wrong however you may want to put it.

Gay
Their sexuality aside. They read a whole lot of books compared to straight males. In fact, I barely know any straight male who actually has a passion for books. They might be slightly socially deprived but they have great communicative ability and intellectual skills. They are much more civilized compared to the straight ones.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

OUCH!

dear hema,
i know i could easily slot myself into some of those types and for that reason, imma inclined to agree... but are you not missin some nice types? or were u merely suggesting that men are downright filths?

thevan

HeMz said...

Dear Thevan,

Thank you for commenting. =)
I was blogging based on the males in general.There could be some REALLY nice ones out there. I just haven't met them yet. =P

Anonymous said...

dear Hema,


i sincerely hope u bump into one sometime in the future.

regards, Thevan

William said...

Popular generalizations and stereotypes. If straight men had traits like gay men, then they wouldn't be so straight after all. :P

J said...

HeMz, you have yet to meet another group of gay men... The slutty, snobby, 'mulut-laser' types. They're a breed of the gay men that people like myself abhor... They give homosexuality a bad name and they disgrace us in a whole... If you have met this type then please do write about it, if not, then trust me, run the opposite direction. Owh, and they bear some sort of resentment for beautiful females...

BaNu said...

i think girls are more clingier than guys, most of the guys i know give priority to their friends rather than their girl friends. haha.. Its always girls who ditch their friends.

Anonymous said...

first time reading your blog, and having a good laugh =)*meant that in a good way*

cheerios
~matahari~