Monday, January 17, 2011

Prove Me Wrong


*This is my personal point of view based on the types of male I've known and observed* *If at all you're offended, I couldn't care less*



Male Chauvinist Pigs
Males are chauvinist by nature. Being masculine, they think they're better off from the females. Of course, to certain extend they are. But that doesn't give them any rights to be a freaking chauvinist, be bossy and exploit the females.

Playboys
Males are nature born players. It's in their genes.

Sweet Talkers
They sweet talk just to get what ever it is that they want from the female. I'm not denying the fact that the females feel flattered by the sweet talks. Ridiculously, they do fall for those lies. Males have the natural ability to sweet talk the females and sweep them off their feet. And they can come up with pretty good lines too. To the females. when the man sweet talks, he's planning BIG. It's for you to find out. Most of the time, they don't even mean what they've said. Heck, they wouldn't even remember if you bring it up in your next conversation.

"I'm the MAN. I'll pay the bill" type
Males tend to think that when they are out on a date, they are supposed to pay for all the expenses. Cut the crap on "Control macho" and "Male Ego". There's so much more than that. They bother so much on what others would think about them making the females pay. Just because you're out on a date, doesn't mean that you have to have all the expenses covered. Females are not free-loaders.

"Tit for Tat" type
Cheap mentality of the males. I've experienced this personally with most of the males I know. It amazes me how they apply this to various kinds of situation. A simple situation: The female spent about $10 for the male and he insist on spending approximately the same amount for the female, just to return the favor. Amazingly, the male actually said it out that it was just to return the favor of the female spending on him. WTF!!

Advantage seeker/Revengeful
Males always takes advantage of a situation and fires them right back at the females for what ever they have been offended of. When they get dumped, they hold a grudge towards the female and makes it an excuse to ill-treat the next one. They stereotype all the other females as well. They take revenge on the female just by telling off to others about the intimate details they have shared, making the female look cheap.

Unhygienic
I rarely see males with clean, short finger nails. Having long nails is not the problem. But not having clean ones is. Gosh! How do you males eat with those hand?? *Gross*

Many males that I've known don't bother to take care of their own selves. Their skin would be as dry as the Sahara Desert and they will still be reluctant to apply any form of lotion or moisturizer. They bother so much about what others would say about them being feminine. So much for their male ego, their skin gets flaky as the crocodile's skin. Geeez!! Applying self-care products doesn't make you less masculine at all. In fact, it shows that you take good care of yourself and in fact, it brings out more confidence in you.

Clearing throat to the point the whole neighbourhood could hear you! Clear it for yourself. You don't have to announce to the whole neighbourhood!! And please, stop spitting around. Your sputum or phlegm is very contagious. You're probably spreading TB all around. So, STOP !!!

Please, stop digging your nose in public, especially when you drive!! Damn it!!

Clingy type
The males get so clingy and attached to the girlfriend that they forget and ditch their other friends. They tend to set their priority for the relationship ALL THE TIME. Well, that's not the way to do it. Set your priorities RIGHT! In that way, when you get dumped, you will still have your friends around to help you out. Otherwise, you would end up being a lost puppy and eventually you'll turn to alcohol or nicotine addiction. It always turns out that way.

Fuck around but wants/has a steady girlfriend
How naive of the female *sigh* I haven't been enlightened on the logic behind this. It's probably lust and lack of self control. It's wrong however you may want to put it.

Gay
Their sexuality aside. They read a whole lot of books compared to straight males. In fact, I barely know any straight male who actually has a passion for books. They might be slightly socially deprived but they have great communicative ability and intellectual skills. They are much more civilized compared to the straight ones.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Self-Sufficient

A very short conversation between Mum and Me :

Mum : So, you've got a macha for yourself already??

Me : Nope

Mum : There should be someone. Right??

Me : Nope. None.

Mum : We'll see. Soon.

Me (annoyed) : Yeah, sure!

Mum : Already 26. How long do you plan to be single??

Me : For as long as I want and as long as I can. Thank you. *Walk away*

Provoked once again. On the lamest issue of all. What is wrong with everyone?? What is so vital about getting married?? As for me, the sole purpose of marriage is for free sex to continue the generation, adding up on the human population. I've never thought marriage was such a great thing. And NO! Just in case if you're wondering, I'm NOT from a broken family to be against the whole marriage issue. In fact, my parents are happily married for 30 years and still counting. Being in their shoes, I don't blame them for bugging me to get attached. BUT THEN AGAIN... no thanks.

What is so wrong about being self -sufficient?? I have been criticized of being afraid of commitments and failing in it. I was once told that I'll end up being a bitter old woman just because I'm too self-sufficient. One of my trainee even asked whether I am a lesbian. *WTF* I don't see why people have to make such a big fuss over me being self -sufficient. Of course, I'm not denying the fact that sometimes it does get lonely to the bone. But that doesn't mean marriage is the only solution.

I've known people who've gotten married for the wrong reasons. Be it fear of ending up alone for the rest of their life, to avoid having children at later age and marrying the wrong person just because they believe that's the best they can ever find even though the partner is such an asshole. I choose not to add myself into that statistics. No thank you.

It's easy to say "Get one!" or "Start hunting". It's not like I can just go to the departmental store, point to a particular man and tell the sales girl,"Please pack him for me." It doesn't work that way. To become attached with a person, you have to have some common interest. You gotta at least have the same frequency to get it going. It will never work otherwise. Don't give me crappy statements like "Opposites attracts" - physically maybe YES but otherwise- Hell No!

It doesn't bother me that I might end up all alone by myself as I have got the education, a job, my own ride, my collection of books. I'm just yet to get a place of my own and when I do, I'm settled for good. You see, I may just need a companion. Definitely not a husband. I would rather have a pet,which will fill the missing companion. The last thing that I ever need would be a husband or even a pest in the name of a boyfriend. No thanks to that.

I'm comfortable with the life I have now, with no strings attached. I'm not planning to change it except for the part that I would love to live on my own rather than living with my parents. I would have more space on my own that way. In fact, being single is definitely not being selfish. It's all about setting your priorities right and in this case, I'm putting myself first, exactly how it should be.

For all you buggers, QUIT. Seriously. Instead of bugging me to get married or get attached, spend your time on growing plants or something. It might do the world a big favour. Thank you.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Contentment

New year begins...

Dad : I wonder how long will I be alive and I still have one more responsibility to fulfill.

Mum : Can you get yourself a boyfriend??

Random people : You're getting old. When are you getting married??

HERE WE GO AGAIN! *sigh*

New year is all good, except for the dramas mentioned above.

I gotta say, after so many years, I began this new year feeling just content. Being the pessimistic person I am, I barely hope for the best things to come my way. I'm always prepared for the worst. I began the past few years feeling crappy and down in the dumps. Surprisingly, the years turned out rather satisfying. Somehow the birth of this year got me feeling content. I shall see what awaits for this year. >_<

New year was WELL spent: Shopping+Food+Movie+Teddy =)

*Love This Picture*


Dearest TEDDY,
Thank You
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
ALWAYS!
=)