Movie

Watched Love Guru yesterday. My bad that I expected it to be hilariously funny and it turned out to be a piece of crap. *PUKE*

The beginning itself was such a turnoff. To see Mike Myers in a body of a kid was just plain stupid. Ridiculous! All he talked about was nuts, balls, getting laid, bla bla bla u know what. There WASN'T EVEN ONE part of the movie that made me laugh and they fucking call it a COMEDY. WTF?! The only thing that I was so in awe was JESSICA ALBA. *Droolz* She's so abso-fucking-lutely HOT!! *sigh* The BEST part of it all was I slept off while watching the movie. Got up, only to realise the pc screen was blank. THE END. Hallelujah!

Why do people come up with such crap ???

It's not only this movie that made me wonder. Scary Movie is just another crap. It's not that I don't have any sense of humor but the movie just annoy the crap out of me! And they even have up to Scary Movie 4. What kind of movie doesn't have a storyline?? Is it called a movie in the first place?? I remember one(I bet all of of it are) of the Scary Movie series had some "remake" scene from various movies like Ju On, The Village, Saw and so on. The only thing that comes to my mind is the movie is just damn fucking perverty (if there's such a word) and the same goes to the Fuck Love Guru.

Zombie Strippers was just another piece of shit. The title itself gives you an idea of nudity. They fucking use women as a sexual object. I'm definitely not a feminist or what so ever you may call it, but I just don't get the idea of it. And of course, I definitely don't get the point on why these women are being so fucking stupid to actually let themselves to be used. *sigh*

What drive this freaks of nature to come up with such movies?? Too much money?? For fuck sake, do some charity!! At least you wouldn't be cursed to be the topic of my blog and add another sin to my list! Sheeesh!!

Love Guru and Scary Movies were actually screened in cinemas. There was a Malay horror movie, Dukun which had a little bit of publicity in the cinemas last year. I've been waiting for it to be screened. To my surprise, it was never screened. The preview was absolutely awesome- DEFINITELY NOT some cheap horror movie which features the long haired, white dressed figure or what so ever. It was based on true story, related to the case of Mona Fendi. The movie is banned from screening for what ever reason, I do not know. But heck, they would screen Love Guru and Scary Movie but they won't screen Dukun?? What the hell?? Just when I thought Malaysian movies are getting somewhere, there came the dead end.

What the fuck happening to the movie world???!!!