Man & Boy

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Damn obvious title, isn't it?? Hell yeah, it's going to be another male bashing post. I just couldn't help it. You'll find out why only if you care to read this.

So, if you plan to take a girl out on a date, you don't create a drama out of it. You don't have to rehearse in front of your friends on how to call her out. Even if you do, do it in private. You don't have to make it so obvious that other people get to see you making a fool out of yourself. Be a man and act like one. It's not like you're the only homosapien left in this planet, going out on a date.

If you had your outing plans all figured out, you don't cancel them on the last minute. FUCK NO! Unless there's been death. Otherwise, I repeat, FUCK NO! And definitely not a few hours before the outing. It's unbelievable that you males can come up with all the ridiculous excuses to cancel on an outing. Such a turn off!

If you don't have the balls to meet up with your girlfriend's friends, tell in advance. DO NOT back out last minute and say "You guys carry on. I don't want to disturb." WTF! In what way would a pre-planned outing be disturbing??? You tell me!!

If your male buddy calls you out for a drink and you really don't want to join in, be a man and tell him right on the face. Don't bit around the bush and say you'll call him back and switch off your mobile. That's so not right.

You don't have to get drunk every time you go out for booze session. You can just have a couple of alcoholic beverages and stay sober and get your ass home safely. Why is it that when you males go for drinks, you have to get pissed drunk and puke all over???
Enlighten me!

If you can't keep to your promise, never, I repeat, FUCKING NEVER make one. Don't fucking sweet talk your promises and in the end forget about it and FUCKING PRETEND it never happened. For all the things you have said, we females(or at least I do) keep account of it. Just because we don't bring it up, it doesn't mean we are totally fine with it. We will definitely bring it up at some point and it wouldn't be nice.

Set your priorities right. You don't have to prioritize your girlfriend or your wife ALL THE TIME. I believe you should have your own space with your buddies. That's totally normal. It is absurd to expect you to ditch your friends. That's just WRONG. Plus, you don't have to be clingy and all. We females need our own space too! Sheeessssh!!

Next, the bills. Well, of course, it's a good thing if you choose to pay the bill after a meal. Just a reminder, we females NEVER EXPECT you to pay for ALL our meals. If we were to decide to go out, we know we have to bring cash. So, you DON"T HAVE TO be obliged to make the payments ALL THE TIME. We are not that hard-up for your cash. And if you are running out of cash or just plain broke, don't be ashamed to say so. It's fucking normal to be broke. You don't have to act up and go for some posh restaurant and end up not having enough money to pay for your own food, expecting the other party to pay for you. Don't give the "Ohh shit, I forgot to go to the ATM". Please, just fucking save it , will ya!! And yes, just because the other party is kinda spendthrift, it doesn't give you any fucking right to misuse it. The person might not be calculative and all, but just remember, it's being noted in many ways. Stop being a fucking parasite!

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