This is an obvious post. No surprise there. If any part of this blogpost offends you in any way, learn from it because as much as it annoys the crap out of me, it annoys most women out there. Period.
1)HORRIBLE English
Gosh!! The horrible English you men come up with. I can just puke multiple times on your face. Please, if you are planning to impress someone or even looking for a date online or through those mobile chat thingy, PLEASE, brush up on your English, especially your spelling. Don't spell "supper" as "sapper" or even "jungle" as "jangle". What the flying fuck?! Seriously!
2)Uncivilised barbarians
Most men are.Period.
3)Cigarettes
You already stink big time smoking your lungs out. Well, just stop smoking in public. At least, don't litter those fag-ends everywhere. Be civilised.
4)Liars
If you're lying, be smart about it. At least remember your lies so you don't fuck up.
5)Hygiene
Personal hygiene-nails, hair, nose. Please, keep your nails clean. It's so disgusting to see that you actually eat with that hand of yours. My dearest friends, please DON'T clear your throat constantly when you're out with me. It's fucking disgusting. And even if you do it while in the shower, you don't have to do it to the extend that the whole neighbourhood is aware of what you are doing.
6)Titanium
If you're planning to get out of a relationship, man up. Don't just let the other person hanging on without any closure. Go get titanium balls. GO!!!
7)Relationship
If you're not up for it, just don't go for it. There are so many better things to do in life. You've already damaged the men-kind by not being up for it. At least, don't screw it up further.
8)Conversation
W : What's up??
M : Sky, fan, light
Like seriously ?? You can definitely do way better than that.
9)Read
You men rarely read. Why oh Why???????
10)Alcohol
It is not necessary to get drunk. You can always choose to stop at any point of drinking. And if you don't drink, just don't drink. A man who doesn't drink and man enough to tell it is WAY, WAY BETTER than a man who makes a fool out of himself after just a glass of vodka. Go get some titanium. Please.
Now that you've got at least SOME of the answers, you can stop wondering why I'm single...
Go get a life... and titanium for that matter...
Thank you!
