X : Gud morning!
Me : Morning! Hru?
X : MC today.. Physically and mentally not well
Me : *EYEROLLING* What's the prob??
X : U knowla, mentally not well means, gals prob la
Me : What's the prob?
X : I met an Indon gal...
Me (*WTF!!*) : And?? Jz come to da point...
X : She's pregnant now..
Me (*WTF*) : Hallelujah..What has that got to do with u?
X : I'm the reason for it la..don't u get it??
Me : Hallelujah! Don't u already have a gf??
X : Yeah la..
Me : Wat the fuck u think u were doing?? But then again, I dono wether u're trying to play the fool with me or wat..
X : Im just playing the fool..But I'm really in love with an Indon gal..that's the truth...
Me*ANNOYED*SARCASTIC* : So much for going "Yuckz" for Indon, somebody now claiming in love pulak..
X : Really la... I love her attitude... Her attitude is million times better than my gf...
Me *FUCKING ANNOYED* : Ni kedte kede ke, ithe vere...attitude konon...I gave up la... Ni tirentheve madte dey...Epediyavethe ekede kedte po...
(TRANSLATION IN SHORT : SCREW YOU!! )
X : Ok...
*THE END*
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M BEING THE WAY I AM NOW?????? U MAY SAY "NOT ALL OF THEM ARE THE SAME" BUT THE MALES I'M GETTING TO KNOW AND GOT TO KNOW SO FAR ARE PROVING THAT THEY ARE...
Comments are welcomed
WTF!
P/S : The graphic above was actually taken from X's profile's testimonial. COINCIDENCE?? I DON'T THINK SO...
